Freestyle Mop-Battle Tournament! Cash Prize!
The fine art of mopping a floor may have fallen by the wayside in this automated digital area, but there are still floor-cleaning artisans among us, and we want to give you a chance to SHINE.
Bring your mopping skills to battle it out for a winner-take-all cash prizes and mopping contract with Mixdeity Studios!
• Mop Gear Provided • FREE Refreshments • FREE Snacks • BYOB (no glass) donation bar for cups, ice & mixers provided • DJ BUBBLE BOI will be spinning block-moppin BEATS! • SPECIAL GUEST (TBA)
Contestants will be judged on: 1.) Style 2.) Attitude 3.) The ability to clean the !@#$% floor
Not a mop-star? No clue how to get dirt off a floor? -- Come and watch the masters vie for the top spot! We will be showcasing some of the greatest mop & floor artists of our generation, with free refreshments and live beats by
DJ BUBBLE BOI <<<<<
SIGN UP: RSVP your name & phone number to: email@example.com with the subject "MOP STAR" to secure your spot on our lineup today!